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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 03:57

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

They put up a sign reading

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Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

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So they tried

Minds and Behinds

Can you tell me something about yourself?

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No, not a chance

Why do Trump supporters believe Trump should deport the immigrants? These people you call "illegal immigrants" have lived here for many years, they have houses, jobs, how can you think they will just go back to their country, where they have nothing?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

What options are available for obtaining prescribed medicine if you are in therapy, do not have insurance, but need them for functioning well?

Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

What is the dirtiest thing you have witnessed your wife do?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

How do I overcome attachment issues?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Loons and Moons

Still no good.

2-million year-old pitted teeth from our ancient relatives reveal secrets about human evolution - The Conversation

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What happens if someone fills up their car at the pump but leaves without paying? How is this situation typically handled?

No go.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

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